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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

No, not a chance

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Bitcoin Price Rises. This Could Be the Next Big Crypto IPO After Success of Circle Stock. - Barron's

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Poland election: Conservative historian Nawrocki wins presidential vote - BBC

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Drink Energy Drinks Every Day? - Verywell Health

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Why is Harry Sisson such a whiny hypocrite? He complained about President Trump going to the Super Bowl "costing millions of taxpayers' dollars," but not a word when Taylor Swift, another multimillionaire, did the same thing.

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Oxford study finds 'extraordinary' tremors caused by tsunamis - BBC

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Is the Kia Tasman the ugliest ute of all time?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Bill Oram: Seriously, who is going to beat the Beavers? - OregonLive.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

There Are (Allegedly) Two Words That Describe How Ryan Reynolds And Blake Lively Are Feeling After Bombshell Update In Baldoni Defamation Suit - Cinemablend

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

NASCAR Cup Series qualifying order for Michigan International Speedway - NASCAR.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Review of American Airlines' Flagship Suite Preferred on the inaugural flight - The Points Guy